Bulls gored by narcos

William Romas and Adrian Gallegos

On April 1, 2019, the Chicago Bulls were caught with Narcos de Sinaloa.

One Chicago Bulls well-known player was pulled over and found with 5 kilos of Cocaine and marijuana. The NBA star seemed to be intoxicated and tried to make a run for it, after two days he was found in a Ranch with famous drug lord “El Mesterio Alacran de Sinaloa” in Joliet, IL. This lead to a massive shootout which resulted in 50 casualties. The Chicago Bulls were investigated and found guilty in court and all the players were transferred to a maximum security facility.

“I never thought that the Bulls would be involved in that, I always thought they were all about basketball and family, turns out they are a freaking flipping disappointment,” said one fan.

“I knew homeboy wasn’t like that you feel? He was always hiding secrets from his important ones, but he only did that to protect them and I respect that you feel? But it is, what it is,” said a retired teammate.