Morton to purge the uniform policy

Morton East to get rid of uniforms the upcoming school year.

At the most recent board meeting, Principal Gamboa addressed the situation and proudly announced that the board and himself are making strides in removing the uniform policy altogether.  After a survey of 100 students and teachers was given, 90 out of the 100 persons involved stated that they’d be happy to remove the uniform policy.  

‘’After 10 years we finally believe that the uniform policy will be repealed” Principle Gamboa said. 

This shows that after 10 years Morton East will remove the uniform policy. 

“Yes, I want the uniform policy to be removed, I don’t like the current uniforms,” Senior Chelsy Ochoa said. 

It seems that some students don’t like the current uniform policy, and would not mind be seeing the uniform policy removed. 

“I’m glad to see it go, the ocean of maroon and khakis was beginning to make me sick,” teacher Kent Frankfother stated.  

It seems that even teachers dislike the uniform policy. It even makes them sick. 

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